" bats in the belfry "

 [ "bats in the belfry" ]

1: An antiquated term for insanity, madness. Belfry: the top of a bell tower on a church, where the bell is housed. Often infested with bats, who enjoy the darkness and seclusion of the place.

  * e.g.,  ... She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare. 

 [ "bats in the belfry" ]

1: The best song ever made by dispatch the coolest band ever, or to be batty or eccentric

  * e.g.,  ... I've got bats in the belfry  

 [ "bats in the belfry" ]

1: When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you hear that Ben Reilly gave that girl a bats in the belfry? BONGGGGGG BONGGGGGGG!" 

 [ "Bats in the belfry" ]

1: When a female has not had intercourse in quite some time, you refer to her as having “bats in her belfry”.

  * e.g.,  ... You’ve not had sex in 8 years? Time to clear those bats in the belfry! 

 [ "Have bats in ones belfry" ]

1: To be crazy or eccentric

  * e.g.,  ... She seems to have bats in her belfry. 

 [ "Bats in the Belfry" ]

1: Lyric from Viva Discordia by That Handsome Devil.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy “Bats in the Belfry (Woo-ha!)” 

 [ "Bats in the Belfry" ]

2: Better than whatever that guys who’s name starts with a B song was.

 [ "Bats in the Belfry" ]

3: Means crazy